I Am the flying penguin.



"I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am."
(140/365) by (DS)

(via constitutional-masturbationnn)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via kimkardashingthroughtthesnow)

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via simplybitter)

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Source: baracknobama, via howyouudoyinn)

justamus:

Don’ wanna.
nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via fight0urdesires)

kellaery:

Best cast ever. <3

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(via cant-smile-without--you)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via ustwoagainsttheworld)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via pieceofshitloser)

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